"That Kind Of Dude."

Devean stay in your place... I wonder who told the former Laker and current Mavs forward he had the right to toss salt on the whole team. Mr. George, you are a hater! And I really mean that. Who does he think he is? I mean, sure he's a reserve for one of the best teams, playing in the best professional basketball league in the world. Still, he has no right to veto anything. (The Swagnificent thinks he should veto that dry jumper of his; 0-11 last night.) Also, let me not fail to mention the obvious--He hardly ever plays! On average, he only gets off the bench roughly 14 minutes in a 12 minute, four quarter game. His scoring average is a dismal 3.6 points per game. Kill yourself! With those type of statistics one should want to be traded!

You are a role player!!!!! Role players are supposed to play their role. Thats like hearing Bulls bench warmer/sharpshooter Jud Buechler cursing out Mike after the game for not finding him open in the corner--it's unheard off!!! Role players stay in their lane. But who would not want to OK a trade that puts Jason Kidd, Dirk Nowitzki,Josh Howard, and Jason Terry together? Survey says Devean George. The Swagnificent wasn't surprised, though. There is a reason for all of this. It's not that Devean George is a bad guy. The conclusion i've come to is he's just that "kind of dude."

Devean George is that kind of dude at the party who knowingly sticks around when its already a solid ratio. Three guys. Three girls. Oh, and there's that hating ass Devean George simpleton. With the skit already firmly in place, a real cat would understand it's not his place, then proceed to dip(and I mean swiftly.) Sure, if it was Dwyane Wade(Chi-town), Allen Iverson, or Gilbert Arenas they could stay. Why, because these are my kind of dudes. You hear that Devean?

More so than that, if they came to the set, they probably would be adding to the equation. Females love Melo and AI anyway. Chicks dig D-Wade's humble demeanor. I would even keep Agent Zero around because he's well-known since his Arizona days to josh around. Jokes, laughter, and playful banter always help females get comfortable. There's always a need for a dude like that on the squadron. There's never room on a team for selfish Deveanism. Devean should go check out that lame Shane Battier party. He might be the man over there. Now, if Jason Kidd came to the same party and wanted to linger around then that would be cool too. It's a known fact, he's a team player who wants to make that assist rather than score anyway. Every good team needs a point man. Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban already knew it. So did Coach Avery Johnson, a former starting point guard himself. *Avery accent included* ("I passed the ball to David!")
Everyone knew except for Devean. Stop being that kind of dude, dude! Stop hating in general. Playing on a Nets team with Vinsanity and Reggie Jefferson won't be that bad. At least you'll score more. And you know Devean can dig that because he's that kind of dude....

The Swagnificent